A married TV's greatest fear,

Is that his wife will think him queer, And it causes him great distress,

That she can't understand the need to dress. That she can't understand the way he feels, When he seeks release in wearing high heels, And if she's repulsed--and let's him know, She locks him in--with no place to go.

He understands that he does not conform, To what our society considers the norm, But in truth, he has nothing to hide, Just his TV from others--outside, When thoughts for others causes repression, It usually results in deep depression, His smoldering TV continues to grow, But locked in--with no place to go.

It's quitting seems the thing to do,

But research has shown that this is not true, We know he has tried, but didn't succeed, In removing desires--destroying the need,

He is what he is and will always be,

Active, or inactive, still a TV,

For the experts have said he'd always be so, And he remains locked in--with no place to go.

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